The fume at Everton/kneejerk thread

[chicoazul]

Do you know when you're fuming at something that's happened to us and you know you're being a bit of a tit but just got to let it out?

Then this is the place to put it. It will allow the match thread to be used for post game reaction by those annoying emotionless people who can keep their cool.

 

[Goat]

WHY DIDNT YOU BUY A STRIKER AND A DOOR UNLOCKER IN JANUARY YOU SPANISH CLOWN?

HONESTLY WE BETTER SPEND ABOUT 50M THIS SUMMER, BEFORE WE SELL BARKLEY TO CHELSEA

THIN ICE YOU CATALAN JOKER

 

[Goat]

That sort of thing mate?

 

[bluestevon]

That sort of thing mate?

You just made me spill my cuppa laughing their goat, cheers mate

 

[AndyZ]

new season, same old story. So close, yet so far. Bye, bye Champions League.

 

[njligernj]

I can neither coolly recap the game nor fume irrationally. Where should I go to weep silently at the crippling disappointment that was this weekend's football?

 

[irishtony1878]

It was wasn't even a foul today in my opinion.
And why the feck didn't Martinez bring on Traore for an attacking option?
Rant over, thanks for the opportunity to say it.

 

[DanEFC92]

If we don't buy a striker in the summer I'll kill my family and then myself.

Xox

 

[Seamus Colemole]

LUKAKU WILL GET 25 GOALS THIS SEASON.

MARTINEZ IS THE BEST MANAGER WE'VE EVER HAD AND WILL WIN US THE LEAGUE.

ROSS BARKLEY IS WORTH £90 MILLION.

Or are only bad kneejerks allowed as they're they only ones that get moaned about?

 

[chicoazul]

That sort of thing mate?

Exactly like that mate. Well in.

 

[chrissyjack]

That's it , I'm almost finished with Everton . If we don't beat Palace 28-0 I'm launching myself off Blacpool Tower . Bobby' s fault .

 

[Goat]

We are an equal kneejerk forum here lad.

 

[BlueLlama]

Dear Mods we can probably close about a dozen thread and merge them with this.

 

[chicoazul]

LUKAKU WILL GET 25 GOALS THIS SEASON.

MARTINEZ IS THE BEST MANAGER WE'VE EVER HAD AND WILL WIN US THE LEAGUE.

ROSS BARKLEY IS WORTH £90 MILLION.

Or are only bad kneejerks allowed as they're they only ones that get moaned about?

No mate. This thread is perfectly acceptable for over the top positive kneejerks too.

By eradicating these to here also we shall keep some moderate middle ground and GOT shall prosper. Instead of looking every inch as bad as RAWK in the event of a negative result against us.

 

[bignev23]

We're gonna get beat by Palace.