New Jelavic Song

Discussion in 'Everton Forum' started by efc61, Apr 10, 2012.

  1. efc61

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    To the tune of My Old Man's a Dustman - get this going on Saturday!!!

    We got ourselves a Striker
    And his name is Jelavic

    And when you see him playing
    He is magic on the pitch

    He scores them in the Park End
    He scores them in The Street

    He scores them with his head
    And he scores them with his feet

    Oh Niki Niki Niki Niki Niki Jelavic
    Niki Niki Niki Niki Niki Jelavic

    Niki Niki Niki Niki Niki Jelavic
    Niki Niki Niki Niki Niki Jelavic

    He came to play at Wembley
    And you should have heard the roar

    When Niki got the ball
    And he beat the whole back four

    He went around the keeper
    And he smashed it in the goal

    He broke the hearts of Kopites
    And put Dalglish on the dole

    Oh Niki Niki Niki Niki Niki Jelavic
    Niki Niki Niki Niki Niki Jelavic

    Niki Niki Niki Niki Niki Jelavic
    Niki Niki Niki Niki Niki Jelavic
  2. ToffeeBlueNose

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    there is already a jelavic song thread dude come on multiple threads for the same subject not needed
  3. mzone16

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    Good luck gettin 35k blues singin that!
  4. paulbefc

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    The current Jelavic song is boss.
  5. Connor

    Connor Player Valuation: £500k

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    Na Na Na to this thread. Jelavics current song is boss. Was you at Sland ? You'd know.
  6. chicoazul

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    How about this:

    Oooo aaaar Jelavic ooooo. He slots the boss goals and other ace things. Yeah. Ooooooo Jelavic.
  7. cainan

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    poor guy, obviously taken a while thinking of this song then u are all bells to him, i like the song but to sing it in the stands i think theres no chance
  8. MoutsGoat

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    Im just gonna stick with Ton, Ton, Ton.

    Nice effort tho.
  9. paulbefc

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    Full marks for effort efc61, but in my opinion the current song is going to stick. Wouldn't mind having two, like, we have [Poor language removed] all songs these days.
  10. Brennan

    Brennan Sniff it. Forum Supporter

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    We as a fanbase are ****e at learning long songs, unfortunately.
  11. The-Golden-Vision

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    Top work. You should write the official Everton cup final song.
  12. Azzurri

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    He scores over here,

    He scores over there,

    Nikica Jelavic

    Has got sh*t nineties hair.
  13. Connor

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    Full marks to the OP for his rendition but it wont stick, Just like 'Follow The Jelavic Road' (Quite possibly the woolest song ever).
    I Like Azzurri's and Chico's aswell. Join forces and write our League Champions 2013 Song lidz ?
  14. Dublintoff

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    I think the OP,s song is quality, fair play.
  15. RyanGordon

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    Great effort doing that, wow. Would try get it going but its well long lol
  16. Sharpys top lip

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    Tell him NIK???
  17. Azzurri

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    Gibson's got a bald spot,

    Tim Howard's got a twitch,

    We've signed the world's best striker,

    And his name is Jelavic,

    He slid the ball past Freidel,

    And made the cockneys weep,

    He's gonna score at Wembley,

    And now Brad Jones can't sleep.



    I quite like this making up songs business, maybe I'm a Kopite.

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