thebluefox
Player Valuation: £50m
hell of a chance then ,
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* writes "Moyesie Is A Raging Homo, Arse Fingers Ginger" article for GOT frontpage.
Steven Naismith
Player Valuation: £6m
Don't give me false hope like this Everton, it's happened with this lad before!
What false hope - it's clearly not happening. There's not even a Twitter link to suggest it is, and there's no reason whatsoever to believe we'd be making a bid for him. He wouldn't be cheap, his wages would be insane, he has no resale value, he's attracting the attention of bigger clubs who play Champions League football, he doesn't support us as a child, he doesn't prefer our style, he hasn't had a nervous breakdown, he isn't irrationally attracted to wearing blue shirts and living in Merseyside... etc. etc. etc.
Im looking towards the seaside still here lads.
Christiffa25
Player Valuation: £35m
Haha.. Brilliant!!
Bit of a pointless thread really with no real substance behind it whatsoever...
No offence like OP.
ijjysmith
Calm
Are we signing Wayne Bridge?
carolinablue232
Player Valuation: £70m
Heard he had a £6m release clause in his contract. Also heard Arsenal were in for him. If we could trigger the release clause, it would still be difficult from the wage aspect. Perhaps Moyes or Neville would take a pay decrease 
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Joao Moutinho
Guest
We were looking towards the seaside though
Little trip away for Mr and Mrs Moyes?
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Joao Moutinho
Guest
We never actually spoke to him tho, did we.
Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
He'll go for around £6m he's on 60k per week & there's absolutely fook all chance of him coming to Everton
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Joao Moutinho
Guest
Yes we spoke to him and his agents but he rejected us because he wanted to play more games first
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