Tipster 40 - The last hurrah!

[ToffeeDan]

Sunday, 13 May 2007
Blackburn v Reading
Bolton v Aston Villa
Chelsea v Everton
The ****e v Charlton
Man Utd v West Ham
Middlesbro' v Fulham
Portsmouth v Arsenal
Sheff Utd v Wigan
Tottenham v Man City
Watford v Newcastle

Also KO Final 2nd Leg between Atrottel and Albert

Teams in bold are likely to have something to play for on the last day

TD
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[McBain]

Dont mind me, its late, im still working, my brain is in that strange twilight zone, where you dont know wether your hungry, sleepy, or just plain losing it.

Blackburn 0 v Reading 0
Completeley boring game here. MGP signs autographs fpr 25 minutes before pulling out the tanning mirror and setting up his deck chair on the half way line. Hughes fails to even show up and Coppell is seen sleeping in the press box. Game abandoned at half time and all agree to never speak of the fixture again.
Bolton 2 v Aston Villa -5
Seven goal thriller at the Reebok, which from the outlook sounds great, but Villa, playing the entire game in reverse, manage to put 5 past Bolton.
Chelsea 2 v Everton 3
Sweet, sweet revenge for the toffees as they come from behind with three goals that make LeTissiers classics look like Italian National team goals. Moyes goes to shake Morinho's hand and pulls it away when he goes to shake it singing 'cant touch this der der der der'
The ****e v Charlton
Nobody really cares enough to attend this game, and that includes the players, crowd or media. Even sunlight cant be arsed showing up, and not for the first time, a vaccuos black hole which sucks the life out of everything appears at Anfield. But unlike Kewell, it lasts for 90 minutes.
Man Utd v West Ham
Great match here. Magnusson scores the winner after a half time hair dryer.
Middlesbro' v Fulham
Boring Boro play some amazing football, stroking the ball around willy nilly, lauging at the opposition with some mesmerising play. Then the half time kids match ends and boring boro draw with boring Fulham, a boring scorline to end two boring years at two boring clubs.
Portsmouth 45 v Arsenal 0
Lauren systematically destroys every Arsenal player in the first few minutes leaving wenger to call on members of the crowd to play. Apparently the constant refferal to Lauren as a girls name over the years left him a ticking time bomb, and his former employers are left with a team of 'reality' players. Great for the ratings, but poison for a youth culture dependant on the Gunners wide ranging social topics.
Sheff Utd 2 pies v Wigan 3 sausage rolls
Battlers, working class and the good people of 'struggle street' turn up in their droves for this great match. Kilbane in fine form downing a meat and potato before Jagelka applies the sauce and downs that mystery meat wrapped in pastry in the back of the throat.
Tottenham 1 v Man City 1
City do us afavour and develop a new defensive system that can really cater for their attacking prowess. Ten men cement themselves in their own goal leaving Samaras to lead the line. The plan works perfectly until Berbatov remembers the tool box in the Merc and jimmies Vassell out with a crow bar. Samaras scores immediatley in reply in a stunning return to form. You cant make this stuff up.
Watford 12 v Newcastle 13
Finally the game of the round. a twenty five goal thriller which sees five send offs, hattricks by both keepers and a special half time guest appeance from Lee Bowyer, who sings that annoying Gwyneth Paltrow song with Keiron Dyer. Its a touching and special moment that encapsulates the spirit of the Premier League. Tears all round, goals left right and centre, there is so much emotion on the ground, Newcastle emotionally decide to swap places with Watford, as they feel they should have been relegated instead. Its a special night, on a special ground, with two very, very special teams.

[ToffeeDan]

excellent stuff - motd will be worth watching - especially as the loop from Analfield will have gone missing - 17,000 on the grassy knoll waiting for Prick 'Arry's blood.

TD

[Dylan]

Blackburn 0-0 Reading
Bolton 0-1 Aston Villa
Chelsea 0-1 Everton
The ****e 2-0 Charlton
Man Utd 3-1 West Ham
Middlesbro' 1-0 Fulham
Portsmouth 0-2 Arsenal
Sheff Utd 2-2 Wigan
Tottenham 0-0 Man City
Watford 1-0 Newcastle

[atrottel]

Lots of points to haul in but we'll give it a go...

Blackburn 1-0 Reading
Bolton 1-1 Aston Villa
Chelsea 1-1 Everton
Liverpool 2-0 Charlton
Man Utd 2-1 West Ham
Middlesboro 2-0 Fulham
Portsmouth 2-1 Arsenal
Sheff Utd 0-1 Wigan
Tottenham 2-0 Man City
Watford 0-0 Newcastle

[Welton Toffee]

haha, quality stuff McBain

Blackburn 1-1 Reading
Bolton 1-0 Aston Villa
Chelsea 1-2 Everton
********s 3-1 Charlton
Man Utd 2-0 West Ham
Middlesboro 1-1 Fulham
Portsmouth 1-1 Arsenal
Sheff Utd 2-1 Wigan
Tottenham 3-0 Man City
Watford 1-0 Newcastle

Great work throughout the season TD

[monty]

Blackburn v Reading 2 - 1
Bolton v Aston Villa 1 - 2
Chelsea v Everton 1 - 2
The ****e v Charlton 3 - 1
Man Utd v West Ham 2 - 1
Middlesbro' v Fulham 1 - 2
Portsmouth v Arsenal 1 - 1
Sheff Utd v Wigan 1 - 1
Tottenham v Man City 2 - 0
Watford v Newcastle 2 - 0

Best of luck in the 'second half' artrotel

[monty]

Dont mind me, its late, im still working, my brain is in that strange twilight zone, where you dont know wether your hungry, sleepy, or just plain losing it.

Blackburn 0 v Reading 0
Completeley boring game here. MGP signs autographs fpr 25 minutes before pulling out the tanning mirror and setting up his deck chair on the half way line. Hughes fails to even show up and Coppell is seen sleeping in the press box. Game abandoned at half time and all agree to never speak of the fixture again.
Bolton 2 v Aston Villa -5
Seven goal thriller at the Reebok, which from the outlook sounds great, but Villa, playing the entire game in reverse, manage to put 5 past Bolton.
Chelsea 2 v Everton 3
Sweet, sweet revenge for the toffees as they come from behind with three goals that make LeTissiers classics look like Italian National team goals. Moyes goes to shake Morinho's hand and pulls it away when he goes to shake it singing 'cant touch this der der der der'
The ****e v Charlton
Nobody really cares enough to attend this game, and that includes the players, crowd or media. Even sunlight cant be arsed showing up, and not for the first time, a vaccuos black hole which sucks the life out of everything appears at Anfield. But unlike Kewell, it lasts for 90 minutes.
Man Utd v West Ham
Great match here. Magnusson scores the winner after a half time hair dryer.
Middlesbro' v Fulham
Boring Boro play some amazing football, stroking the ball around willy nilly, lauging at the opposition with some mesmerising play. Then the half time kids match ends and boring boro draw with boring Fulham, a boring scorline to end two boring years at two boring clubs.
Portsmouth 45 v Arsenal 0
Lauren systematically destroys every Arsenal player in the first few minutes leaving wenger to call on members of the crowd to play. Apparently the constant refferal to Lauren as a girls name over the years left him a ticking time bomb, and his former employers are left with a team of 'reality' players. Great for the ratings, but poison for a youth culture dependant on the Gunners wide ranging social topics.
Sheff Utd 2 pies v Wigan 3 sausage rolls
Battlers, working class and the good people of 'struggle street' turn up in their droves for this great match. Kilbane in fine form downing a meat and potato before Jagelka applies the sauce and downs that mystery meat wrapped in pastry in the back of the throat.
Tottenham 1 v Man City 1
City do us afavour and develop a new defensive system that can really cater for their attacking prowess. Ten men cement themselves in their own goal leaving Samaras to lead the line. The plan works perfectly until Berbatov remembers the tool box in the Merc and jimmies Vassell out with a crow bar. Samaras scores immediatley in reply in a stunning return to form. You cant make this stuff up.
Watford 12 v Newcastle 13
Finally the game of the round. a twenty five goal thriller which sees five send offs, hattricks by both keepers and a special half time guest appeance from Lee Bowyer, who sings that annoying Gwyneth Paltrow song with Keiron Dyer. Its a touching and special moment that encapsulates the spirit of the Premier League. Tears all round, goals left right and centre, there is so much emotion on the ground, Newcastle emotionally decide to swap places with Watford, as they feel they should have been relegated instead. Its a special night, on a special ground, with two very, very special teams.

What ever you are on McBain, can I have some, pmsl

[Gazdalf]

What ever you are on McBain, can I have some, pmsl

He ain't on anything Monty, but imagine if he was, WOW, that could be funny, I just like the Watford Newcastle result. I would love to see that, hahahaha

[monty]

He ain't on anything Monty, but imagine if he was, WOW, that could be funny, I just like the Watford Newcastle result. I would love to see that, hahahaha

He has to be on something to come out with that, I would have to be, I want to be hence the question, cracker that How many points will TD give him if the Watford/Barcodes result is right, get a quick bet on vbet now!

[Gazdalf]

He has to be on something to come out with that, I would have to be, I want to be hence the question, cracker that How many points will TD give him if the Watford/Barcodes result is right, get a quick bet on vbet now!

I am getting out my mirror and razor right now. yummy, hahahahaha

[McBain]

no illegal substances here fells, just my creative brain taking over while my production brain had a snooze!

[monty]

no illegal substances here fells, just my creative brain taking over while my production brain had a snooze!

Bottle some of your sweat mate and send it over

[Gazdalf]

Bottle some of your sweat mate and send it over

I am feeling a little uncomfortable now. But hey, send me some too.

[monty]

I am feeling a little uncomfortable now. But hey, send me some too.

McB, we could start a business, the bain bottled inspiration company, BBC, just might catch on , Gaz you can look after marketing

[ToffeeDan]

He has to be on something to come out with that, I would have to be, I want to be hence the question, cracker that How many points will TD give him if the Watford/Barcodes result is right, get a quick bet on vbet now!

Heaven knows!

Here are Albert's predictions for tomorrow

Blackburn 1 v 0 Reading
Bolton 1 v 1 Aston Villa
Chelsea 1 v 2 Everton
Liverpool 3 v 0 Charlton
Man Utd 2 v 2 West Ham
Middlesbro' 1 v 0 Fulham
Portsmouth 0 v 1 Arsenal
Sheff Utd 0 v 2 Wigan
Tottenham 2 v Man 0 City
Watford 1 v 1 Newcastle

TD

[atrottel]

Hmmm, final was pretty tight - not sure how it all works out with the bonus points or whatever, but it was a good way to end.

Thanks a lot for all the work in organising it all season anyway, ToffeeDan, and hopefully we will have plenty of successful tipsters from here next season as well (2 semi-finalists isn't bad for a start!).

[ToffeeDan]

Result:

KO Final Second Leg

Atrottel 13
Albert 8

Overall Result

Atrottel 19
Albert 19

Albert wins 3-1 on Correct Score tiebreaker (sorry it's a bit like the RS winning on penalties!)

In a match fit for the final this was settled on the tiebreaker rules. Albert had 3 correct scores over the 2 weeks to Atrottel's 1. It couldn't have been closer - so congrats to both players on a great effort, well done both of you!

Weekly Result - the final week of the season goes to Yankthetoffee, well done!

1 yankthetoffee 15
2 Dixie Land 14
3 atrottel 13

Dark Knight of Thorgothshire 11
BT(9)Blueferrari 10
Merseyblue 9
nettleham 9
McBain 9
Michael Crosby S74 8
Super VDM 8
AlbertDockGP 8
Forever Blue 8
Sheedsleftpeg 7
EnfieldBlue 7
Synth_FG 7
Mr Perpetual Motion 7
AlanIrvinesnotepad 6
Paul 6
blueBridge (JB) 6
Gravy & Chips 5
Roni C 5
SuitsBlue 5
Welton Toffee 5
Nil Satis 5
QldToffee 5
BlueBridgeGeezer 5
matelot_blue 5
Asundasdarian 4
The President™² 4
Magic Mike 4
Psycho Onion (The Griffin™) 4
Top Balcony Blue 4
Ol' Mother Hibbert 4
ToffeeDan 4
skanks123 4
Riggy 4
Docblue 3
Hairy Cataract 3
Diamond 3
Tonteau 3
Dylan 3
Duncanhasapigeon 3
montyblue 3
Miss Parkend 0


Final league positions and details to follow

TD

[monty]

That is my poorest result of the season, **** I know how Shef Utd feel now.:angry: :angry:

[Dylan]

Dylan 3

Back to business as usual after last weeks anomaly