You couldn't make it up.
Good Afternoon this is John Motson reporting from Goodison Park for the 158th Merseyside Derby. We go into the first minute Jelavic passes to Pienaar they play a lovely one two Jelavic hits a strong low cross for Jelavic who sends a screaming one touch shot into the bottom corner and the Evertonians go beserk.............sign him with a surname like that......................im off to bed
SIGN ALL THE JELAVIC'S
No hashtags please thanks
We could sign Jelavic's brother and Fellanini's brother .. any other's?
As a general rule, you cant have enough Croats in a footy team. Sign him up.
Is right Jelavic.
He's a one touch hoofer!!!
Maybe he learned by playing with a tennis ball in the street against his brother - if so that should be worth a trial on its own... anyway if he is a Croat, a Flem or a Walloon he's worth a punt!
Are we selling many shirts in parts of the former Yugoslavia or the Low Countries??
He is a Boss-Slot-Stopper
.......brothers at Everton. I remember Ossie's brov as a youth player and I think John Rooney was a youngster following Wayne. It could start a trend and we could end up with 2 Felli's!!!!