I'm just off to pick the missus up but it's been raining all day so I'll have to take care not to step in any poodles.Originally Posted by Frank Drebin
I'm just off to pick the missus up but it's been raining all day so I'll have to take care not to step in any poodles.
Next time you take her out for a meal, dress up smart and make sure chihuahua
If you need a few pointers on dating, Jock's your man.
Exactly.
Listen to me and she'll be terrier-ing your clothes of in no time.
Just a paw-n in your hands.
She'll let you collar her all sorts of names in bed
Sounds like schnauzers chance.
Just give her loads of pugs and kisses
who said schnauzer, my dog is a schnauzer ffs
She'll have a new leash on life.
You muzzle remember to be-agle affectionate to her though
Good tip, I'm neuter the game.
You're barking mad.
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Would be easier to just say rifle.
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Or ear muffs.
It's been non-stop Jaguar XK ads for me...either Google's algorithms are sh*te or Tata is paying a lot of cash to try and convert Audi fans. I'd lean more towards the latter...
I've defo defo not been on these sites (well, not at work), but it keeps popping up with these for me
No, Yes, Yes, Yes
Yes yes yes yes
Although I'm not sure Cynthia has always had a foof
Seriously? FISH DATING?
Those sabotaged threads with fish puns have paid off here
Another one?
A definite YES
Sadly I don't remember her
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