Handcuffs?

[LoneStarToffee]

Are Moyes' hands really this restrained?

[Frank Drebin]

Er...yes?

[andrewkgsmith]

[trigger the blue]

Yes and there behind his back whilst cuffed!

[chicoazul]

Can someone translate like.

[Roztitute]

Dunno what you're on about. Sounds kinky though.

[tommye]

thought this was another one of them threads like the dating the 19yr old one ffs!!

puts wang away and cries....

[LoneStarToffee]

Get your mind out of the gutter roz...lol

Is there seriously no buyers for a few of the dead weight roster holders and absolutely zero pounds to buy a valuable striker with? Damn.

[Roztitute]

I apologise for my filthy mind. In answer to your question, there is no buyers and no money.

[RadioFriendlyUnitShifter]

The kicker is that Jelle Vossen will only cost £5 million apparently.

For anyone who doesn't know who he is, he's a Belgian striker who last season finished top scorer in the Belgian league, lifting the title in the process. He's only 22.

But when we have to miss out on bosmans because we don't have the wages even £5 million seems a titanic fee.

[chicoazul]

Get your mind out of the gutter roz...lol

Is there seriously no buyers for a few of the dead weight roster holders and absolutely zero pounds to buy a valuable striker with? Damn.

Doesn't look like unfortunately mate.

[RadioFriendlyUnitShifter]

The kicker is that Jelle Vossen will only cost £5 million apparently.

For anyone who doesn't know who he is, he's a Belgian striker who last season finished top scorer in the Belgian league, lifting the title in the process. He's only 22.

But when we have to miss out on bosmans because we don't have the wages even £5 million seems a titanic fee.

That said we really need a winger more than we do a striker.

[Woolly Blue]

The kicker is that Jelle Vossen will only cost £5 million apparently.

For anyone who doesn't know who he is, he's a Belgian striker who last season finished top scorer in the Belgian league, lifting the title in the process. He's only 22.

But when we have to miss out on bosmans because we don't have the wages even £5 million seems a titanic fee.

We could have a whip round.

Tell the board for a 5% stake we'll raise 5 million for the lad.

5,000,000 / 30,000 Evertonians = £167 each.

The seasons ~ 9 months which is err 39 weeks so that's, err wish I hadn't started ... £4.28 a week or about a pint and a half of beer on a Friday night during the season.

Admittedly we still have to pay his wages but this is almost making sense. I've obviously screwed the numbers up somewhere.

[Roztitute]

We could have a whip round.

Tell the board for a 5% stake we'll raise 5 million for the lad.

5,000,000 / 30,000 Evertonians = £167 each.

The seasons ~ 9 months which is err 39 weeks so that's, err wish I hadn't started ... £4.28 a week or about a pint and a half of beer on a Friday night during the season.

Admittedly we still have to pay his wages but this is almost making sense. I've obviously screwed the numbers up somewhere.

Ha you don't know how many times I've thought of crap like: If every Evertonian in the world gave a tenner would we be able to afford a decent player? And stuff like that. Lolol.

[Woolly Blue]

Ha you don't know how many times I've thought of crap like: If every Evertonian in the world gave a tenner would we be able to afford a decent player? And stuff like that. Lolol.

I sense some cynicism young sir ?

[blue61]

Ha you don't know how many times I've thought of crap like: If every Evertonian in the world gave a tenner would we be able to afford a decent player? And stuff like that. Lolol.

I'll start things off, here's my contribution

[icburns]

The kicker is that Jelle Vossen will only cost £5 million apparently.

For anyone who doesn't know who he is, he's a Belgian striker who last season finished top scorer in the Belgian league, lifting the title in the process. He's only 22.

But when we have to miss out on bosmans because we don't have the wages even £5 million seems a titanic fee.

Moylez ffs. Use the handcuffs to capture Jelle Vossen.

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

The Italians have a tactic called handcuffs/bracelets, i believe we call it parking the bus/ 1 up front at home against a team thumped by 4 at home the week before.

[Rugby Toffee]

We iz skint. End of.