Jan Mucha

[IJC]

i made a point to watch all of mucha's matches and all i can say is....... he looked complete pants , his attitude stinks and im flabbergasted at his play acting antics (3 or 4 times on the same cheat level as rivaldo !!!)..... i dont like him at all.

First post after a few years of spying on you all. Just wanted to add something about Mucha because I've probably seen him play much more than most on here (I live in Poland).
First the postitives - he's a great shot stopper and seems like a nice guy off the pitch (there was a 30-minute interview with him on Polish TV recently)
However, he doesn't come off his line much for crosses, and when he does, he's often beaten to the ball by the attacker. I'd compare him a little to the Spurs goalkeeper (Gomes) when he arrived, but a poor man's version. The thing I really don't like about him though is, as uknightbreed wrote, his play acting. I've seen a few matches where even the slightest contact resulted in a few minutes of treatment (especially at the end of matches with Legia leading) - I wouldn't put him on the same level as Rivaldo, but not far behind, maybe on a par with Yakubu's dives.
I really hope he turns out to be a success because he does come across as a nice guy off the pitch, but I'm not expecting too much.

Some more things while I'm here;
I quite like pineapple on pizza but I don't drink bleach.
What happened to LCAB? I wasn't on here for a few days and he disappeared - I read somewhere there was a thread about it but I can't find it.

[teppic]

First post after a few years of spying on you all. Just wanted to add something about Mucha because I've probably seen him play much more than most on here (I live in Poland).
First the postitives - he's a great shot stopper and seems like a nice guy off the pitch (there was a 30-minute interview with him on Polish TV recently)
However, he doesn't come off his line much for crosses, and when he does, he's often beaten to the ball by the attacker. I'd compare him a little to the Spurs goalkeeper (Gomes) when he arrived, but a poor man's version. The thing I really don't like about him though is, as uknightbreed wrote, his play acting. I've seen a few matches where even the slightest contact resulted in a few minutes of treatment (especially at the end of matches with Legia leading) - I wouldn't put him on the same level as Rivaldo, but not far behind, maybe on a par with Yakubu's dives.
I really hope he turns out to be a success because he does come across as a nice guy off the pitch, but I'm not expecting too much.

Some more things while I'm here;
I quite like pineapple on pizza but I don't drink bleach.
What happened to LCAB? I wasn't on here for a few days and he disappeared - I read somewhere there was a thread about it but I can't find it.

Welcome~!

Let's hope Moyes can make another diamond!

Every time he is being an arse I just think how much he will wind Liverpool up.

[chicoazul]

Nice one mate, but don't expect anyone to take your opinion seriously if you're into fruit on your pizza.

Thanks for the heads up with that on Mucha fella.

[best little spaniard]

I've just realised, he wont be going to Australia...

And neither will Howard


So we're going to have to use Ruddy in goal

[billycopper]

I know that Nash and Turner were coming to the end of their contracts. I haven't heard anything about either of them leaving though.

I guess the squad will be something like:

Ruddy, Davies, Hibbert, Coleman, Jagielka, Distin, Baines, Rodwell, Arteta, Bily, Neville, Osman, Wallace, Saha, Baxter, Joao, Beckford, Vaughan, Anichebe, Agard, Bidwell, Mustafi, Akpan, Jutkiewicz

[Legion]

I don't remember Skrtel or any other of his colleagues apart from Mucha rolling around as if someone had kicked lumps out of them. I was embarrassed to see him cowering in the back of his own net. Such histrionics is not something that I would like to see association with Everton. We're a hard but fair side.

In what way exactly am I not fitting into my own 'beloved ethic'?!

Well you attack a man who has no chance to defend his name, thats what I meant and not as an insult. It was clear what happened - the goal went in, Mucha tried to retrive the ball from the net, but the Italians clearly wanted to party with it in celebration. Sh.t was about to hit the fan as the Italians tried to equalize so he couldnt risk doing anything, the pasta lover ducked simulating a foul (claiming Mucha punched him) and started kicking about. Mucha would've simply moved away I guess, but there was no space with the net behind him so it looked as it looked. How does this prove that he doesnt have character? And yes in the other cases many of the Slovakians acted as though they were fouled, remember them taking off a player on a strecher in added on time? Anyway time will tell, if he doesnt suite Everton then Everton will sell him, its no big tragedy.

[PolishCrew]

Mucha is a much much better backup than Carlo Nash, Ian Turner and John Ruddy together ;). He's the same school as Boruc and Fabianski, he's decent keeper and nice, fully professional guy.

Oh and his name should be pronounced as: Moo - ha

[bluebastardo]

Signed

http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archiv...cha-now-a-blue

[toffeechris]

looks likely to stay on next year again

[ijjysmith]

looks likely to stay on next year again

Yay!!!!!!

[Roztitute]

looks likely to stay on next year again

That clanger he made against Chelsea was like wtfffffffff.

[formerly manx toffee]

we are just waiting for Guybrush Threepwood to make the breakthrough

[Artetafan]

Why is he staying though? He played four matches in a world cup, won league titles in two different countries and is still pretty young for a keeper. Why is he so lacking in ambition that sitting on the bench every week for the seventh best team in England is good enough? We all know he'll never start a league game here.

[DanEFC92]

Why is he staying though? He played four matches in a world cup, won league titles in two different countries and is still pretty young for a keeper. Why is he so lacking in ambition that sitting on the bench every week for the seventh best team in England is good enough? We all know he'll never start a league game here.

Gets paid for sitting on his arse once a week, happy days.

[toffeechris]

sub goalkeepers are a strange breed hard to understand them happy to sit on the bench and collect their wages!

[ijjysmith]

Heard he's not turned back up for pre season.

Give a sh*t. I'm better than him.

[Aidey9]

Heard he's not turned back up for pre season.

Give a sh*t. I'm better than him.

Think we want rid of him anyway, anything we can get for him will be a bonus!.

[stevietoffee]

pienaar medical as well today , someone said ???

[AaronTheBlue]

He was in austria... it's been on the pictures.

[bluejock]

This man has almost certainly commited war crimes.