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If anyone is arsed I looked up how to pronounce Gbamin. It's g-Ba-Man with the softest g going. I was gutted cos I was making up a chant to Bob Marley's "Jammin" to it.

Distin got my second vote. Easily the best physical specimen out of all those named. Great in the air, strong, still had pace to burn in his early to mid thirties. I think that infamous pass and his form towards the end tainted his reputation with us when you think of him as a player now but...

Just look at him.

Always said I would have him here for his hair alone. Knows where the net is too.

For that haircut alone, I'm out.

Personally I think he has the rugged features of a shredded wheat square but then when he opened his mouth and I saw his teeth I thought Golden Nuggets.

If he sorts his Barnet out and stays off the lemo I might just about consider it

In a non gay way the amount of times I have watched Barry's arse push people off the ball like they weren't even there is sexual. Definite keep for me.

I don't think we should be done with Oumar yet. Most new managers like to give the existing players a chance to prove they have a part to play under the new manager. He will get a chance I'm sure. Whether he takes it or not is another matter.

Lets be honest, a lot of the people having a go at his barnet are either bald as a coot or nearly there.

Sean Davis could do a job for us like......

(to the tune of Flintstones) Mori Funes Mori something something Everton Family? From some town in Argie hes gonna go down in history? something like that anyway

I thought he was a goalie to be honest

Heard there's some good players in that League of Antartica. That Bebe Seal is a quality number 10, his ball control on the ice is incredible so I reckon he could easily transfer that on to grass. Also that John Penn Gwyn the Welsh export has found his feet there and may be ready to try his luck...

Maybe with Yarmolenko off the table we might show interest in Honda again? I know he's gone off the boil recently but I remember a player scoring free kicks from 40 yards out for Japan and running the show for them. Plus I always buy him for Everton on FM and he's ace so therefore we should buy him.

The fella in the foreground looks like hes getting a blowie under the table.

My fledgling ITK career has stopped before its even begun haha. All I know is he has been granted his special talent visa so its possibly all down to last details or a delay in the announcement by the club for an unknown reason.

Angry Bobby has a nice ring to it

Last I had heard from work he had been granted his special talent permit so it strikes me as odd that the club have been silent on it. Unless they are wanting to do a double unveiling? Wishful thinking!

Just passing on some info I heard today may have already been answered but Mori has been granted his special talent visa. My cousin works in UKBA down the road from where I work in the Passport Office. So would expect this to be wrapped up in next few days.