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Where the dogs of society howl You can't plant me in your penthouse I'm going back to my plough Thoughts / meaning?

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There is no such thing as an impartial Jury, because there are no impartial people. The World according to Jon Stewart rings true in it’s simplicity and may I venture it rings a little true about us as we try to find our feet in the ramp up for the inevitable January rhetoric. The Internet...

What the absolute swear word. The wind has been blown well and truly out of the early season sails. I’ve seen my predecessors crusade against the censorship that engulfs his online world and as a blue at the moment feel the need to shout at the top of my lungs every obscenity right into the...

Oh Dear. Wax on, Wax off. Those familiar with Mr Miyagi's thesis on life prescribe to a simpler time when things said were by enlarge things done. Well that's how the World had worked up until then and we were for the time at the top of the footballing tree. It hadn't always been that way...

Okay who honestly needs to get the flick? Theres alot of different views about whos underachieving. Not including youngsters and Lukaku Delofeu, Gana or Williams.

Annnnnnnd we’re back. Back to reality, and oh boy, there goes gravity. The Chelsea humiliation will go down as one of the games those of us with weak stomachs turned off after half time. A veritable The Exorcist of games, people throwing up all over the show, exiting the Cinema and too...

MATCH PREVIEW *Applauds. We knew you had it in you, Everton. The flames of dissent were dimmed for the week and the right team took to the park and did mostly what was required. It won’t ever stop the groundswell of previous seasons discontent but you pointed the pointy end in the right...

Stepping into some big shoes to fill here, not his hat so go easy please. Lets start it off up here and work our way down as per this seasons current trend. *taps microphone. “The opportunity to secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the...

Everton 3 (Barry, Coleman, Lukaku) Middlesbrough 1 (Stekelenberg OG) Goodison Park : 1730 KO The halfway point of the mythical 10 game judgement mark saw newly promoted Middlesbrough travel to Goodison Park for what would be veteran Gareth Barry's 600th game of football in his 20th...

Do we care? It's the current line of thinking in a season beset by opinions from far and wide. Was there a banner? I didn't see it in my foggy post midnight post crazy work week haze. Finally got around to watching 'Creed' yesterday, and there we were, plastered all over a Hollywood Iconic...

Is that Mrs McB dancing with Stephen Fry out in the middle of Glebe Point Road? Why is he starting to take off his top? I wake suddenly. It’s Four AM here you absolute monsters. I pop a pod in the coffee dooberwacky and set some milk to froth. Do they recycle these things? Ive heard they might...

Quick snap Poll on the latest debacle.

It's Everton at Seven Bells in the AM down in the the AU with a fresh cup of coffee and your new Crimbo third shirt on; it can still take a good twenty minutes to detonate the sleep out of your eyes and remember what your name is. What's our name? The fifth most valuable team on the Planet step...

Middlesbrough 0 – 2 Everton (Deulofeu 20, Lukaku 28) We headed to the Riverside on the back of another Jekyll and Hyde display, which, while not a loss is still points dropped. Still not the finished article then obviously, and interesting to see how we'd line up for a Quarter Final at the...

It was already three minutes into the game when I finally found it. Button headed Robbie Slater and Herr Bosnich take the night off as we head into the Capital One Cup fourth round. At home, versus Norwich. On paper this is a no brainer, right? Cups are special things, for special teams, but...

We have 6 players left as of 2015/6 who were in the 2010/11 squad. 5 years ago. Not that long really. T How Jags Baines Coleman Ossie Hibbert My question is name the six current players who you would love to hang onto until 2020/21.

"Of Course, The Main attraction from that is the clash between two of English footballs powerhouses. At Old Trafford." Time for The Trusty Triple Header. The Blues have hardly set the world alight according to our shiny, occer host, Richard Bayliss. With 'a whole heap 'a stuff' to come...

Step right up folks, step right up. Over here mate. Uh Huh. That's right. Names McBain and I'm struthing in to do an International sized preview for your *free reading pleasure. With the Glorious Asia Cup dream ending as doth our Cup Runs usually do, meekly, Everton retreat back to the...