Desperate times calls for desperate measures, most of these look awful but honestly think it's worth a punt... I reckon some may actually be better than what we have...
https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/statistik/vertragslosespieler
http://www.evertonfc.com/news/2017/12/19/allardyce-to-hold-internal-friendly
ooh i wonder who will win?
hopefully we will get to find out the teasm, be interesting
i'm going for an everton win or maybe a draw
Can you start tidying your house please
and get that super soaker out of the loft for goodness sake
http://www.evertonfc.com/news/2017/04/13/happy-songkran