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OH FFS JUST LUMPED 5K ON HIM.

THANKS FOR THE INFO

His Mum clearly cuts it with a banana.

You wouldnt put your picture up would you, if you looked like that, hes got a face for Radio.

Whelan just been on talkspout. He said Martinez is best Manager in Europe 6th best in World. He said Everton are a big club. Needs to make his nind up the senile old fart.

Dave you need to calm down mate.

I give you this promise, if Bill appoints from within we can hunt him down, together and I will take the jail time for you.

xxxx

Im just gonna say it, the Americans seem to praise EVERY player, I dont think ive seen a lid from MURICA ever slate an Everton player, maybe its the American mentality to praise all the time, maybe...

Yeah hes alright I suppose, was just casting my rod a little bit, no nibbles, off to bed.

Villa conceded a SHED loads of goals last Season, but they also faced a shed load of shots, cant say I...

What the hell do Villas players know?

I judge players with my own eyes, I tend not to take much notice what other teams think of their own players, maybe your new to the whole Goat player rating...

What the complete fck do Villa fans know?

Friedel, Howard, Guzan.

Friedel makes the least mistakes, even at 94 or however old he is, Guzan is complete tosh, Howard is a decent Keeper, sometimes, but prone to the some serious howlers, a...

I would take that Van Persie fella.

But if we get Welbeck or Nani, I will find you David and I will kill you.

Thanks mate, can you ring Bill.

Huh? At no point did I diss the fella, I just said he will make a thread, cos its how he does.

We need people to buy our players first, its the Everton way. 1 does not simply just buy players without selling others first, do keep up young man.

Was he in London tho?

I mean REALLY?

DAVID MOYES will make a seperate thread, its how he rolls.



Nobodys got a clue mate.

We dont need to play catch up with West Ham, EVER.

West Ham, LOL.

And there will continue to not be any.

The fact is, nobody has a clue who its gonna be, just keep reading BBC Sport, they are the only 1s who will break the truth.

Is she the bearded lady or something?

Nobody knows what we are doing for pre-Season, the new badge is dogturd, nobody knows any summer transfers and theres already threads about that anyway.

I know Mike, why not just not read this...

Stoke havent spent more money than 50% of the league.

The bottom 1 is my favourite.