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Benitez has won Chelsea more European trophies than their beloved Mourinho.

John Terry = full kit wanker.

Crackheads.

If Collins hadn't just got a yellow he'd have got one for that. Ref bottled it.

Haha, hopefully they will be.

Wasn't seriously meaning we might get that jizz-haired bellwhiff. Just illustrating the type of manager we really need to avoid.

O'Neill is far more one-dimensional than Moyes and is yesterday's man. It would be a dreadful appointment.

The more I think about it the more Benitez makes sense.

There's already a half decent squad in place assembled by someone else which he could possibly win something with and take the credit for as...

That's a great post, Dan

Fucnose.

I'd like Laudrup, but I doubt we could afford anyone currently employed elsewhere.

Main thing is not any of the old boys network of crap journeyman managers...

Nice popcorning Neville mate.

Worst appointment I could think of.

What a ridiculous post.

Nobody currently employed elsewhere because we couldn't afford the compo to the other club.

More chance of monkeys flying out of your arse.

I wish we'd swerve both just so as not to fuel their spurious moral indignation about everything. It's ****ing tedious.

We've nothing to prove over Hillsborough.

Would be happy to see Newcastle go down just because of Pardew if nothing else.

By trying to claim that "Always the victim" song is about Hillsborough, ironically they just illustrate what the song is actually about.

In the comments:

"Is yer missus having pancake for breakfast this morning, Steven?"

:-D

Bitter bastard. It's eating him up that we're above them.

Love that Emlyn Hughes t-shirt.

Well in chico.

Don't think we'll win, mind.