I'm not sure if I slept with one in Butlins many years ago mate, I think it was around that area anyway. Lovely and mucky was my impression.
If it is him then I'll be made up. He's a genuinely nice fella and good fun, he knows about Everton too due to my incessant ramblings and fuming over results. He's an Alkmaar fan, this may help identify him.
He met a Chorley girl overseas and settled down with her, they've got a child together too. They want to settle back home now, so Chorley it is. She's a friend of the azula too.