2023/24 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Moomin]

Actually mate.

Selling DCL for 60m is pure profit, with the way PSR works that means we can spread that 60m over 5 years, selling for 60million means we have 300million to spend on players, so we could technically just buy Peru or even Chile.

We buy a 19 year old Columbian Striker who slots goals for fun.

We get a shipping container to ship his clothes and furniture over and also 100kg of the finest cocaine.

Bash it up at Finch Farm and sell it on making a massive profit. Not sure we could put it through on the PSR though.

 

[Goat]

We buy a 19 year old Columbian Striker who slots goals for fun.

We get a shipping container to ship his clothes and furniture over and also 100kg of the finest cocaine.

Bash it up at Finch Farm and sell it on making a massive profit. Not sure we could put it through on the PSR though.

Ah, the Forest method, bold move, I like it.


Good to hear hes fit, but would be defo picking Chermo and Beto ahead of him for these last 3 games, he did his work keeping us up, lets keep him fresh for our CL run next season.

 

[Nymzee]

Basically kept us up

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Two for DCL tonight. COYB

 

[Vaughan]

if he’s starting then he’s fit

he and the club wouldnt risk it for a meaningless fixture

 

[Look to the future]

Big Dom is back!!

 

[Vaughan]

if he’s starting then he’s fit

he and the club wouldnt risk it for a meaningless fixture

 

[mahermi1]

Would like to see Chermiti get at least half an hour tonight, thought he done very well in his last game for us.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

if he’s starting then he’s fit

he and the club wouldnt risk it for a meaningless fixture

I hope we not treating it as a dead rubber. I want us to win this

 

[Bedfordblue]

We buy a 19 year old Columbian Striker who slots goals for fun.

We get a shipping container to ship his clothes and furniture over and also 100kg of the finest cocaine.

Bash it up at Finch Farm and sell it on making a massive profit. Not sure we could put it through on the PSR though.

No problem, just need to account against 250,000 sausage rolls being bought cash each home game. Simple.

 

[Vaughan]

I hope we not treating it as a dead rubber. I want us to win this

me too and I’m sure dyche does

all i mean is if it was a big risk to play him it wouldnt be worth it for this game so he wouldnt play it

 

[formerly manx toffee]

me too and I’m sure dyche does

all i mean is if it was a big risk to play him it wouldnt be worth it for this game so he wouldnt play it

I am sure he is fit

 

[chrismpw]

The touch to control that over the top ball. I'm salivating.

 

[Delargeinho]

The touch to control that over the top ball. I'm salivating.

Imagine he crowned it with a pass this way.

But fair play good pen.

 

[Nymzee]