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ZE FORUM EES NOT A SAFE PLACE OV A NIGHT JA? ZAT IS VEN ZE GHOULS ARE OUT TO FEAST

AHH VE HAF A GATHERING JA? **flies in through window, bites roztitute, flies out into cloud of smoke**

I AM VERY CAREFUL NOT TO BE PICKING ZE FIGHTS VITH SNIDERMAN. HIS AIMS UND MINE ARE OF A SIMILAR NATURE JA? ZER EES A JARGERMAN ON ZE LOOSE TONIGHT ZOH

ZE SNIDERMAN VONT HELP YOU HERE MEESTER EEJY.

I VAN TO SHOW YOU LOVE MEESTER AZOOL, YIU HAF BEEN VARY SUPPORTIVE. BUT I CAN ONLY SHOW ZE LOVE THROUGH BITING UND ZAT INEVITABLY LEADS TO BLOOD AND DYINGS **regrets murdering childhood friends**

BE VARY CAREFUL ON ZE STREETS TONIGHT JA? ZE SNIDEPIRE EES IN ZE MOOD TO FEAST **attacks waitress for bringing complimentary garlic bread"

I HAVE NOT THE DESIRES OF THE FLESH YOU EARTH DWELLERS SUFFER FROM. MY LUSTS CAN ONLY BE SATED BY ZE BLOOD OF ZE INNOCENT **returns to crypt and waits for nightfall**

YOU CALL ME LAD YOU IMPETUOUS YOUTH? I AM NINE HUNDREDS AND TVENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. I HAVE SEEN KEENGS BROUGHT DOWN, A VORLD CHANGED BEYOND ALL COMPREHENSION AND YOU DARE TO CHALLENGE ME? BENEETESS VOULD BE A TERRIBLE CHOICE FOR YOUR EVRTON, TERRIBLE.

ZE SNIDEPIRE SEES ZE HUMOUR EEN ZEES AFTER YOUR SPOUTING OF OH SUCH NONSENSE NO VONE YEAR AGO. SEE NOW ZE RED ON YOUR NECK, EES VARM JA? YOU ARE FEELING SLEEPY NOW **sweeps self up in cape and disappears**

ZEES EES NO LONGER ABOUT YOUR VONE DEAL NO? ZEES IS YOUR TRIUMPH OF ZE VONE ZEY CALL BENEETESS. BY PROCLAIMING HIM SO, YOU MAKE POWERFUL ENEMIES, ENEMIES ZAT VILL STOP AT NOTHINK TO HUNT YOU AFTER DARKNESS FALLS. YOU HAV BEEN VARNED

AH MEESTER EVERTON TEEL YOU DEATH ZAT DEATH MIGHT BE CLOSER ZAN YOU THEENK IF YOU DONT VATCH VOT STREETS YOU VALK DOWN AFTER DARK JA? ZE SHADOWS CONTAIN DANGER ZAT CAN STRIKE AT ANY MINUTES ZE SNIDEPIRE SEES ALL AND FORGETS NOTHINK. BEVARE MY YOUNG FRIEND **transforms into bat and...