Recent content by Nails

One of my favourites. I don't normally like his style as it is usually associated with poorer comedians. But his observations are so adept.

Bill Burr. Every other comedian is crap compared to him.

You are quite selective in your definitions there. It can also mean a humiliating failure. Losing to Reading away when you should have won is a humiliating failure.

This. Three points thrown away here. If we want to make the Top 4, we aren't doing as good a job as WBA who beat Chelsea at home. Beating Chelsea at home is a bigger scalp than drawing or beating Reading away.

His crossing also looks a lot better than theirs. He has a nice shape and arc on them, and can put them in at any moment by not having to rely on being in the perfect position (unlike Gueye). It's not much of a call, but I honestly think he is the dark horse in our squad. He hasn't come from a...

Worst moment in football. Ever. Spreading football to new regions? What was wrong with Australia's bid in that regard? We clearly have a better national team, a better domestic league, a better sporting pedigree, and a better legacy in hosting sporting events. I have no idea how that Qatar bid...

This. It's not Nil Satis Nisi Secunda Optimum. I can't believe people are even contemplating playing in the Championship over the Premier League. One of the better pieces of Everton's history is that they are one of only 7 clubs to play in every PL season and are one of the longest serving...

Undeniably deserved. HE IS ENGLAND'S INIESTA.

This is one of the best gifs in this entire thread. The creativity is unreal.

I haven't been on GOT much lately, but I opened this thread and I actually said aloud: "God I love this thread"

IF Daniel McBreen. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IF Neymar is gonna make all the "soccer" fans wet.

No idea how that works out. Oh wait, EA Games. CR7-4LYF<3

I was being sarcastic. He will go through patches where he isn't the best player in the side. But when he is (it will happen at some points during the season), imagine what we could do as team? Our front four, on their day, would be deadly. Jelavic is nowhere near being dropped or a bad...

We need to start keeping clean sheets again if we have any intention of getting four points off Chelsea and Arsenal. I still think 6 from those four games would be decent. He should have at least 8 by his standards...

Surely they'd have to think him worthy of 83 for that to happen. Plus, Everton only get IFs when we play Man Utd.