Recent content by allen

I enjoyed those 2 glorious days of peace and quiet!

If you’re not worried, I don’t know that you’ve got a grasp of the situation. None of us know how this shakes out.

Yep, nothing about that article collapses because it was written before the money arrived in Everton’s account.

Does anyone know what date the current season is officially over? Is it the last day a ball is kicked, on 19th May? I'm sure I've heard 1st June kicked around as the date we need to not go into administration before if we don't want the points deduction to take effect this season. Does anyone...

This is very much the one that's got me worried. It fills in some of the gaps around the idea of a 30th April deadline.

This feels more like what the 30th April deadline was actually about. Feels like something is going to shake out here...

I think it’s just as likely this 777 deal is still limping along in August as it is that it finally collapses in the coming days.

Hard to tell if ‘Allstralia’ is a pun or a resultant typo from 777’s slapstick approach to business.

Insane name. It sounds like an airline named by someone who hasn’t been to Australia but has seen Crocodile Dundee. The flight attendants wear cork hats and the toilets have a ‘Dunny’ sign on the door.

I love the aesthetic, I love that opposition players and fans have to come through the prison gates / portcullis in our wall for the match. Adds to the fortress feel. Trapped inside an extra layer of intimidation.

Looking at that image, I was just about to make what I thought was a very clever point - that those letters on top of the Park End should rotate when there’s a match on so they’re the right way round from inside the ground. But then I realised it’d just say: N O S I D O O G

Handbrake off and all guns blazing, please, Everton.

Without the points deduction, we'd be on 44 points. Add your '2/3 points' to that and we're in 11th. So if what I'm saying is huge, what you're saying is also huge.

None of those options fit for me. I'd rather we weren't in the position where we're happy Dyche is our manager, guiding us to a solid lower-half finish comfortably clear of the relegation zone, but that's where we're at. Taking the season as a whole, I have no complaints over the points tally...