best little spaniard
Player Valuation: £14 million

Everything's fine here, thanks for asking. Looking forward to this weekend, as I'll be over to watch Everton at Villa Park.

Hi there bls, missed you on GOT lately, but that was due to holiday I see. Hope you had a great time.

No worries mate, it's a forum so don't ever give up info to weirdos like me too easy. As you can tell, I don't.

Sounds like a cracking place and fully agreed on the dissipation of culture, it's brought on by technology or tourism. Human nature dictates we'd sell our grandmother for a quick dollar, I hate to see that as once it's gone it never comes back.

Wow, must get there one day. Is that the place where they have the monkeys on the side of the mountain? Apes aren't they?

You're lucky to live in a nice part of the world but doesnt seeing all that make you want to travel? I like Northern Spain and the Balaerics, it still retains its culture amongst a really pleasant way of life.

Basque country? Where did you go, San Sebastian? Bilbao way?

I lived in different parts of Spain but never got up there, it's meant to be stunning. Spanish birds are difficult mate, you got to speak the language/find one who has travelled and realises their native boys are generally c*nts.

You see, I miss you man.

The last big meltdown was BB and its been a bit quiet since then disappointingly. Some melts here and there but nothing worth reporting. I was some blag Birmingham fan and had a few biting but then Danny banned me.

Where did you go lid? Was it nice?

Where did you go man?

Yeah, my English still isn't perfect.

I'm doing fine at the moment. My mate got the news today, that our tickets for the Wolfsburg game have been dispatched. Really looking forward to it. Possibly gonna meet up with Sharpy. Hopefully the sources at NSNO are right and we'll see LD in a blue shirt.

Hi there bls, how are you doing mate. Long time no speak, are you hiding for me?

It's difficult to come up with other ones, they're all either African or English, which just sounds lame.