toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
he's in paris
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he's in paris
trueblue10
Player Valuation: £8m
Just going to the shop. Anybody want anything?
Barnfred 55
Player Valuation: £80m
Some of the posts on here are the only things keeping me from completely losing it tbh. Pride of place has to go to the purple running dildo. Sheer GOT masterpiece. Well done that poster
I am either chuckling to myself or bursting out in laughter every couple of minutes with the posts on here.
My wife thinks I am bonkers
It is both brilliant and funny in equal amounts
Keep it up chaps......there is no gallows humour like Everton gallows humour.
It is what keeps us sane.
COYBB
CerberusFX
Player Valuation: £950k
Patience You must have my young padawans
DanEFC92
Player Valuation: £90m
Cornetto.
The Blue Watch
Player Valuation: £10m
Can you grab me a Batshuayi please mate
Barnfred 55
Player Valuation: £80m
Plus Natalie of courseSome of the posts on here are the only things keeping me from completely losing it tbh. Pride of place has to go to the purple running dildo. Sheer GOT masterpiece. Well done that poster
A bag of monster munch mate, and a can of special brew.
ToffeeDevil
Player Valuation: £15m
random thought, if you wind up a wum, what are you called? are you still a wum? it's so meta, i don't even know
Is he an Italian striker ?
17 goals a season striker, if possible.
Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
I'll have a packet of carpet tacks please mate, unsalted
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