Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £50m
Qatar... Taken.Are all the good Arab nutcases taken already?
Saudi Arabia... Taken.
Dubai... Taken.
That just leaves the Bahrain Royal Family, and if you're to believe the rumors, the youngest prince swings both ways...
Soooooo, who is the most die-hard Evertonian willing to literally take one for the team? Any takers lads?