Which Everton player are you?

[Brownie]

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An exciting little thread here.

I want honest answers. The question is which player do you associate with the most, personality, footballing attributes, etc. Don't just say your favourite player because you want to be as cool as them. Try to use the current squad, but I'll allow former players as well if you can justify it.

Personally I'm torn between Neville and Jagielka.

[Bruce Wayne]

Probably Osman.

[ToxtethBlue]

Leighton Baines.

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

the one and only Peter Reid.

i was more of a duncan mckenzie in my prime though, used to get long sleeve shirts and hold the cuffs, nutmeg the local carthorse endlessly and evade the kicks he aimed at me, jump minis and throw golfballs extreme distances.

from the current i would say fellaini on account of once having "big hair" actually j.p.k. in the hair dept. once upon a time, very valderama/gazzas lion mane weave it was

[Dutch Toffee]

AvdM, we're both Dutch and we both spend a lot more time in the boozer than on the pitch.

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

AvdM, we're both Dutch and we both spend a lot more time in the boozer than on the pitch.


post of the day.:lol:

[steevie]

Cant choose any current players because nobody is like Trevor Steven. I, in my playing days played very similar to him, an old fashioned winger that went beyond opponents and put in crosses from the bye-line.

[Clarky66]

Always play right back, so I guess Hibbert.

[daza_1973]

Bob Latchford - when I get forward :D:D
Tony Thomas (on a bad day) - when I'm doing what I'm supposed to be doing i.e defending ::P

[Namdrater]

Tim Cahill

[Micky]

Cahill for me...A little feisty and gets under the other teams skin. Pops up with the odd goal and has a good engine.
Got a game tomorrow...I'll score...I'm sure of it! (y)

[toffeestillidie]

jagielka, always good for the last ditch challenge

[Blue_in_london]

James McFadden (with knee injury!) - I'm getting to play on Birmingham's turf next month

[gordonjblair]

I suppose I'm like a bigger and slightly more cultured Ratters.

I say Ratters because in spite of being in pundits parlance 'a big unit' I'm like poo off a digging implement and a bit competitive. Been a while since I was second to a 40:60 ball, never mind 50:50.

Like to think I'm a bit more comfortable on the ball than Kev though, and at 6'2 and 16 st, a bit bigger.

******* ace me (y)

and I'm as modest and aware of my own limitations as Big Vic

[heatmeiser]

In a footballing sense I'm very much Brett Angell.

As for who I associate myself with in other ways I'd have to say Joe Parkinson, because he grew up near me and I've got drunk many a time with his old man talking about the final.

[Gerard_Francis]

Andrei Kanchelskis
I was a fast right winger of similar build, however unlike him I had poor ball control & general lack of composure near goal.
Tbh I was much better at athletics

[SLAVEN BILIC]

slaven bilic for me. great at his day job then goes home and kicks ass with his band. and we've both got our ears pierced.

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

In a footballing sense I'm very much Brett Angell.

As for who I associate myself with in other ways I'd have to say Joe Parkinson, because he grew up near me and I've got drunk many a time with his old man talking about the final.


his mar made my cake for my 30th/ leaving for nz do. a good old Everton footy pitch cake with a signed pic of the dog of war wishing me luck in my new life.

[AustrianToffee]

Cahill or Osman.

[Welton Toffee]

Probably Jags.

I tend to just sit in defence and smash anyone/thing that comes near me (y)

[GhostOfDixie]

I was a cross between Kevin Kilbane and Lee Carsley.

[Cena]

Im a Ste Pienaar but i've got a much better left foot than him. I'm same size as him, he's probably taller. I'm a striker/winger so i'd say i was him but with a better eye for goal.

Great thread by the way!

[Micky]

We must have some top players on here :lol:

Davey boy should drop all those scouts and just give us lot a trial.

[the esk]

Castillo - big thighs :unsure::lol:

[JohnnyRockin]

I'm Leighton Baines.

[Dove Of Love]

Probably Jo for me.

[Nicky]

Big Dunc..
Boss player and hard as nails (y)

[McBain]

Im so Arteta its not funny.

Same kind of hair too.

[Jamo Martinez]

David Nugent. I would have loved to play for Everton but wasn't good enough

[bluebloodinmyveins]

Van der Myde :dodgy: Im lazy and i drink too much :P

[gkpaul]

Id say a cross between big nev and howard!

Big nev coz Im a little on the fat side now, and howard coz I really take every goal conceeded quite personally! Like tonight I got beaten when a guy poked one through the legs at 5 a side and he laughed and shouted nuts! Pretty much told him if he laughed again Id bend his legs enough so no one could do it to him!(n)

[TX Bill]

Hibbert except that I'm actually dangerous to the opposition when I get in their half. :lol:

[Arteta2391]

Jorge Nuno Valente

[Bundy]

The water boy.

[Dom1878]

Carsley. Defensive mid, quite strong, who likes to shoot - but rarely gets it on target.

[Upper Sturry Sherbets]

I'll say Joe Max Moore, on account of nationality, but other than that it's hard to say.

Maybe a Derek Mountfield or Graham Stuart.

[zero]

Sandro Pistone.

[Gufty]

Pat Van Den Hauwe

[ToxtethBlue]

Segundo Castillo.

[Brownie]

What a thread this turned out to be. It was the little man on the question mark that did it, I'm sure.

[EFCNIK]

Definatly Nuno Valente. Im a ponce.

[Gazdalf]

Mixture of Hibbert and Osman.


I don't give a crap what the boo boys have to say about me.

I have a job to do and I intend to do it to the best of my abilities, and want no thanks at the end of it.

but you can rely on me to sort **** out.

[little curly alan ball]

http://michaeldmiller.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/pic-of-a-question-mark.jpg

An exciting little thread here.

I want honest answers. The question is which player do you associate with the most, personality, footballing attributes, etc. Don't just say your favourite player because you want to be as cool as them. Try to use the current squad, but I'll allow former players as well if you can justify it.

Personally I'm torn between Neville and Jagielka.

Id have to go , or me ego would , for Bally . But if you asked me Ma , or me ex bird theyd probably say , Hibbo / Nevile / Gerrard ( the Goalie ) / Hottiger / Cleland /Keeley , etc
Theyd probably be more accurate .

[micknick]

mikel madar- im quite big, i play centre forward and im a bit rubbish.

[chicoazul]

by that same token, Im Brett Angel who's possibly worse.

[Scottoffee]

Phil Jagielka.

Played midfield for my old team but have been played all across the back 4 for my new one, usually in the middle or on the right - but just got home from an evening at left-back.

Also, spent the last 10 min in goal to give keeps a run about.

[Bluelass]

Jorge Nuno Valente


hello gorgeous:D

[Bluelass]

Definatly Nuno Valente. Im a ponce.

hello sexy:D



Nuno is no ponce matey!

[chrisjefc]

i'd say billy kenny

could have done really well if i could have been arsed and didn't discover clubs lol

[Skirge]

Probably Li Tie.
cuz I'm asian and cack at football.

[Rook]

Howard. Despite my size (68"), I'm a decent keeper. When I play the outfield my game is a bit like Baines, I usually play the wing.

[teppic]

without a doubt mikel arteta.

same exact build and height, better looking (!) but he can pass it a touch better i guess.

both wear number 10 in a long sleeved shirt and dictate play.

wake up teppic.... time for school.....

oh ****. idan tal then.

[EFCNIK]

Probably Li Tie.
cuz I'm asian and cack at football.

Li Tie was boss :@ He was a pioneer for everyone with annoyingly straight hair.

[deathbyropeandglass]

Definatly Jags.

Forget all your fancy tricks and rubbish like that, i do my job and i do it well.

That ball is not going in the back of our net and i'll stop anyone who thinks it will.

I just get on with it, i don't look for the glory i'm an unsung hero while others get all the plaudits.

Don't look quite as sexy with a 'tache though.

[mberry77]

gazza

[toffee-pat-yak]

Steven Pienaar. I got the shirt and everything

[EFCNIK]

Definatly Jags.

Forget all your fancy tricks and rubbish like that, i do my job and i do it well.

That ball is not going in the back of our net and i'll stop anyone who thinks it will.

I just get on with it, i don't look for the glory i'm an unsung hero while others get all the plaudits.

Don't look quite as sexy with a 'tache though.

When you were writing this, were you standing on the top of a mountain with some really uplifting classical music playing in the background? Coz of you wern't, you should have been.

[Brownie]

Potential thread of the year here.

[toffeebhoy]

it would hav to be rodrigo for me quite comfortable on the ball playing right across the middle but my knees always seem to give way just as im enjoyin the game and think im on the road to consistency

[bobbyrob]

Peter Reid for me
Out of todays players a harder osman

[Jamo Martinez]

Alan Biley